Funnies

I was sitting down reading a book in between loads of laundry when Jacquie comes storming in and asked me “When are you going to feed me?" I told her I can feed her right now and asked her what she would like for lunch. She thought about this for a second and then responded that she would like a "mayonnaise and protein sandwich." I honestly thought she never listened to me (or actually hear me between the moaning and crying) when I would tell her that she needed to eat some meat or better yet "protein".